Creative essay 1

Dear Kid Pharaoh,

I read your interview in Studs Terkel’s book, and it looks like you have some interesting ideas. You seem like a man who feels superior to the others around you like when you say that all men are either physically or biologically insecure, and that you live on one principle, which is taking money away from other people.

Another thing that I’ve noticed about your interview is that you say that everyone is scared of something, but when your asked what you are afraid of, your reply is that your not scared of anything, which makes you a hypocrite. I say this because you said everybody is afraid of something, except you, do u feel so superior to other people that you don’t consider yourself part of “everybody”?

You also talk about what you would do if you were a dictator, which is genocide a huge mass of people. Do you not see that killing people is wrong? If you killed a huge mass of people you would be no better than Hitler, who also felt superior, and wasn’t afraid of anything. You also seem homophobic, because if there were gay people around you would “run ‘em off”. I assume that you believe that these people are contaminating society with their ways.

Now not only do you seem to be a narcissistic homophobe, but you also seem to be racist. You say that your not prejudice, but you say that its bad that a black guy marries a white women, nowadays anybody can marry anyone they want to. You also say that if a white women does marry a black guy, she’s not from the city, she’s from Ohio, or Indiana, which means she must be a redneck. Another point that shows that you are racist is that when black people move into a neighborhood, the property value goes way down, “ all of a sudden his building is worth thirty-five thousand grand and he goes to bed, felling secure. In the morning, a Negro moves next door and his building it worth seventeen thousand. They’ve destroyed everything they’ve ever moved in”. You hate black people but you seem to love the Japanese, saying that they are the complete opposites of black people, and that they don’t stay on the street after 10p.m or see a drunk Japanese guy on the street, or even see a non-married pregnant Japanese woman. My question is why do you love the Japanese so much?

To conclude, I would advise you to seek some professional help, with all the things that I have mentioned, such as feeling superior to other, not trying kill everyone, stop being racist, and every time you refer to yourself, you never say me, you always we, such as “we’ll take care of it” or “we throw ‘em out” who is this we that your are referring to? My final question that I have to ask you is where did you get the name Kid Pharaoh? Were you born with that name, or did you give it to yourself?

Sincerely,
Joby John